We Just Have to Change This Change LOL

I was eating and enjoying my mineral drink this morning  at 7:45 in a Restaurant all of a sudden a man entered the restaurant wit a brief case. I
guess he is a politician working wit BUHARI becos his
dressing and "pot" belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and her
wil die of hunger since her husband died. This
man opened the brief case and gave this woman
five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped
up and left the scene in happiness. I was still
watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him dat he need a money to establish a business. This man
brought out ten million naira cheque and gave this
man. This time, I started murmuring and
practicing on the lie I wil 'blow' to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard cut!! Cut!!
Cut!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie.
He laughed and said o boi na movie we dey shoot
here. Hahahahahah shame wan kill me.
Dis Economy no go kill peson........