guardian angel

 

Walking down the street, Ade hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you." Ade stopped. A big brick fell in front of him.
Astonished Ade continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, "Stop!
If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die." Ade stood still;
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where and
who are you?" Ade asked. "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" Ade asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last month?"